I miss the early 2000s. I miss the days of 13375p34k and calling people n00bs, etc... It might sound dumb now, but it sounds a lot more interesting than seeing every person online saying "LOOOLLOLOLL I STUBBED MY TOE EPIC FAIL"

The term "fail" gradually made the descent from "mildly amusing" to "incredibly fucking annoying." I'm tired of seeing "fail" misused and over-played by every idiot on the internet that thinks they're cute and funny for using something so cliche and boring. I mean, it's gotten to the point where people don't even discuss why they don't like something (or someone) instead choosing to say "that's made of fail." Thanks a lot, retard. That really explains the issue you have with it. Your highly intelligent, logical reply of "lol thats fail" suddenly makes everyone realize what's going on inside your brain, right? Like saying "fail" makes it obvious to us what your problem really is. Heaven forbid you actually articulate your emotions and thoughts so that others could make sense out of what pops up on our screen... After you flail your hands about on your keyboard, pounding out the next semi-interesting bullshit that comes from the asshole of the internet.

The word "epic" has gotten as bad as "fail" too... HEY GUYS I WALKED IN THE DOOR AND FORGOT TO BRING SOMETHING HOME FROM WORK IT WAS SUCH AN EPIC FAIL LOL! No, it's not. Prior to last year, when someone said "epic" it generally meant something more important than "haha i fell down epic fail." Maybe something like "so a car just exploded and sent shrapnel flying everywhere, and i barely escaped the wrath of metal hellfire" would be epic to me. Even fighting someone online in a game and having a long, drawn out battle could be considered epic. 95% of the shit out there right now labeled with "epic" or "epic fail" or "epic win" is anything but.

Taking your trash out and finding 50 cents on the ground is NOT an "epic win", you fucking idiots.